Master and Commander Phreak (mandcphreak) wrote in sailors_daily,
Master and Commander Phreak
mandcphreak
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hehe

Kudos to all the people who gave the lyrics to all those sailing songs at the surprise. I was bored earlier, and came up with this. All the Benitzonline people (the site is run by splendiferous Annaberri, major kudos to her), have seen this, well, part of it...

Far a-way and safe from us
Let us yell and Scream, Max
Far a-way and safe from us
Let us yell and Scream Max

Long we've yearned to see your face
Now we see your pictures, Max.
Don't forget your US fans
Folly-rolly-rolly-rei-oh!

Far a-way and safe from us
Let us yell and Scream, Max
Far a-way and safe from us
Let us yell and Scream Max


We have loved you for so long,
Not knowing you at all
Cutie Actor, obsessed fangirl(s)
Ever since seeing your face

Okay, lame, I know, the first part, atleast.  And it don't just have to be max (aimed at benitz) or US, or whatever, change it as you will.

The bold young thoughtless men one:

Original:
"Come on you bold, young, thoughtless men! A warning take by me! And never leave your happy homes to sail a raging sea!"
Mine:
"Come on you hot young handsome men! A warning take by me! And watch out for those crazy girls, who come from cross the sea!"

And farewell/adieu...

Original:
Farewell and adieu to fine Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to ladies of Spain
For we have recieved orders to sail for Old England
We hope in a short time, to see you again.

We'll rant and we'll roar like true British Sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt seas,
until we strike soundings in the Channel of England,
from Ushant to Scilly tis 35 leagues.

Mine:
Farewell and adieu to fine British sailors/actors (whichever you fancy)
Farewell and adieu to actors/sailors of Britain
For we've recieved orders to go to the premiere
And perhaps we shall someday soon, see you again!

We'll rant and we'll roar like true girly fangirls
We'll range and we'll roam til we get to meet you
Until we strike sounding in your home of England
From The US to Britain is 5000 miles (I dunno, guessing. And that's from Maine to Britain)

Note:  Rant/Roar could be scream and yell, or shout, or some other noise.
Range/Roam could be *ahem* stalk, search, etc...
And again, not neccissarily British/English actors, and not neccessarily from the US. 

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